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Lets face it: most people nowadays meet through online daring, and researchers have now utilized that data from various dating apps to quantify romantic attraction and pursuit. In other words, scientists managed to make sense of all those online messages and first dates. LOL.
Their study describes a hierarchy of desirability in the messaging tactics of online daters. Scientists have also found that both women and men messaged potential partners who where on average 25 percent more attractive than they were.
Interestingly enough white men and Asian women ranked highest in desirability measured by messaging metrics which were conducted anonymously and in four major U.S. cities.
Now it doesn’t take a degree from Harvard to figure out that men wrote more messages than women, and women were less likely to respond to a message. Both men and women wrote longer messages to potential dates who were more desirable. The number of words in a message however was not a predictor of successful responses. So guys don’t bother writing long messages because a one word message will get the same work done as an essay.
A few more findings that scientist made were that older women are less desirable (oh didn’t we all know that), but older men on the other hand were, or their wallets shall I say. haha. It also pays to go to college, guys, because as the study found, women desired men more who had a post-secondary education. Women were most desired at the age of 18 (HAHA!!!) and steadily declined until age 60 (NO Thank you). Men got to enjoy an increase in desirability until the age of 50. Now that dating stuff isn’t really different from the Polish Princess Escorting. You guys want that hot young Polish girl, while we want the educated and established gentleman.
People date across the world and in every city, at least I hope they do. But when it comes to dating in Chicago it can be tricky sometimes so let your good old friend Vivian help you navigate those stormy waters. I have got the experience to show for it lol.
Chicago is known for its long and brutal winters and it therefore does not come as a surprise that the time between December and March is not really ideal for dating. Well it is the ideal time to call the Polish Princess Chicago escorts, but not to find your wife although you can find her here too. Why? Because people prefer to snuggle and watch netflix indoors rather than freeze to death outside.
And then when Memorial Day is at the door, people in Chicago are ready to hit it hard right? Well not necessarily. The city turns into an endless street festival with lots of beer gardens and wild parties on Lake Michigan. This is also the time when infidelity rates are highest in Chicago. Trust me I know a thing or two about it.
MY personal experience has shown that scoring with someone is much much more likely if you have a boat. It doesn’t have to be yours of course. Girls love boats and boat parties.
If you didn’t go to a Big ten school or aren’t originally from the Midwest then you will have a hard time relating to 75% of your tinder matches. That’s why it is always better to call the Polish Princess. lol.
And apparently from what I have heard it is also acceptable now in Chicago to come and pick up your date by bus — if you are a millenial. lol.
Oh and one last thing guys, sport team affiliations can make or break your relationships when it comes to Chicago dating. When the Socks or Cubs come up in your conversation, one wrong answer could ruin everything. If you are looking to impress your date then it is worth going along with her and pretending to care about her team. And remember guys, you didn’t hear that from me.
Truly Yours,
Vivian
Did you know you can now pay for our Polish Princess Chicago Escorts with Bitcoin instead of cash? I am sure many of you still do not know what Bitcoin is. Well for starters Bitcoin is a so called cryptocurrency which is a form of electronic cash. What sets it apart from other forms of payment such as paypal is that it is a decentralized digital currency without a central bank or single administrator. Therefore Bitcoins can be sent DIRECTLY from user to user on the peer-to-peer bitcoin network directly, without the need for intermediaries. So it is totally discrete no one will find out what you are spending your hard earned money on and it is much more convenient than carrying around cash. All you need is to set up an electronic wallet either online or as an app on your phone. You can easily purchase Bitcoins with your credit card which I am sure is not really desirable or you can buy bitcoins at many discrete ATMs around chicago. You can find an exhaustive list of ATMs here Join the digital revolution. Bitcoin will one day become the gobal money of the world anyways.
I mean if it wasn’t enough. Girls from Eastern Europe are skinny petite with amazing personalities so they have to be extremely beautiful now too? I mean you don’t have to take my word for it just ask our president who has an Eastern European wife. American girls don’t be hating. European women work hard for their bodies all their lives and they worship their men.
A very popular dating app has recently been banned from advertising in Chicago. Or at the very least, many entities in Chicago do not feel comfortable with the OKcupid dating site and its sexy ads. The site’s new marketing campaign “DTFix Dating” which stands for “down to fuck” launched earlier this year in New York, but it has been banned by the CTA, the Chicago Park District, and Ohare International Airport. Apparently it is not ok to have sex in Chicago.
In one of their ads for example, a man and a women are seen in a pottery studio playing with clay and then smearing it into their faces. “DTFire up the Kiln” says a phrase below. LOL. And another ad by the name of “DTFootball Vs. Futbol” features a football sitting on a pair of soccer balls arranged in a way that resembles male genitalia.
Those ads received a very popular response in New York earlier this year, so the company felt they would get the same reaction in the Windy City — but apparently not. A spokesperson for OKCupid expressed disappointed with our city’s disapproval of their ads. She went further on to say that the phrase DTF needs to be redefined and that the city isn’t helping in any way.
A spokesperson for the CTA defended their decision stating that the OKCupid ads violated their advertising policy because it promoted “infidelity, escort services, and sexually-oriented products or businesses”. O’hare officials pretty much said the same thing. Whatever Chicago! Apparently it is not ok in Chicago to have sex. Guess everyone will be moving to New York now.
Some of the DTF ads are still up and can be seen on billboards thoughout River North, Wicker Park and West Town.
So we have been asking around what our clients are looking for. We did get a lot of feedback. After analyzing all that data, we have come to the conclusion that you guys want them VERY young, you want them pretty and with a skinny European Body! So we had one Princess custom made for you in Poland. Meet the result — Princess Savannah.
Chicago has always had a wild and interesting history starting with Al Capone. But there were other curiosities as well such as the American Plan which lasted from 1910 up until the 1950s. The plan literally involved Chicago police officials walking down the streets and looking for “Escorts”. Any women suspected of being a female escort were detained and even accused of spreading sexually transmitted diseases. Now isn’t that a witch hunt.
There were detention centers where women would be held up for months and supposedly treated with injections of mercury. At least tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousand women were jailed. Now personally I would much rather burn at the stake than being injected with mercury.
Historical record shows that police exclusively targeted working-class women or even more specifically nonwhite women. But what’s more interesting is that the great American Plan was an wonderful business idea, and a good way to make money and inextricably linked to money like everything else in our country. Going back into the mid 19th century most supporters of arresting escorts were small business men because they feared that nearby brothels were hurting their bottom line. And on the other hand, businessmen situated far from brothers opposed closing such institutions as they feared that displaced Chicago escorts would move closer to them. Now as this article proves everything in life is about women, and in this instance Chicago women.
Meet our Super Skinny petite Spinner Victoria. She is also a very wild and playful kitten too. Whenever she is with her friends, her favorite game is dry humping and jumping around on the bed. What you see is what you get that’s why we provide so many pictures of each new Polish Princess. Enjoy!
Our girls pride themselves in being among the healthiest in the industry. They go at great lengths to take good care of their bodies, which among many things includes regular STD, or sexually transmitted disease testing. However we expect the same of our clients. We understand that many of you out there need to be discrete and everything, but that is no excuse, as many clinics offer anonymous no-name or ID testing. Yes and same places even are willing to travel to a location of your choice, so called mobile clinics. One such place that we can recommend is www.e7health.com
Healthy play is fun play!