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It looks like there finally may be some light in the tunnel. Recently there has been some hope for Chicagoans as mayor Lightfoot announced that Chicago restaurants could be allowed to reopen as early as June. In addition to that residents may be allowed to sit outside to enjoy various activities such as music or theater. However, the lakefront will not be able to open anytime soon.
Thank you your majesty, for being so kind and gifting your humble servants with something that you stole from us in the first place, our freedom! That is right you have heard us, ruling classes. You have used Covid19 and the entire lockdown as an excuse to take away our liberties and basic civil rights, all in the name of flattening the curve.
The Chicago mayor went on to say that she wants the “city to return to some kind of summer life in June”. Oh how generous of you, your majesty. She also went on to say that “she knows that people are anxious to go outside” and that “we have learned that being outside is so much better than being cooped up inside”. Brilliant! Our majesty major lightfoot is not only generous but also very wise.
After all Lightfoot has set stricter plans for the city of Chicago than our already dictatorial governor Pritzker for the entire state of Illinois. While many other states have already REOPENED, we remain in de-facto total lockdown with stay at home orders and essential travel only. Under the lightfoot plan, a minimum of 135,000 residents would need to be tested per month. And positive rates would need to decrease below 15% of those tested across the city for at least 14 days of declining rates of new cases in order for any loosening of restrictions to occur.
I think our dictators need to beg all these families whose livelihoods have been destroyed for forgiveness. The economic devastation that has ravaged our city will take years if not decades to recover. Thousands of jobs in the restaurant and service industry have been lost forever as many family run businesses have been permanently closed. Countless of people have committed suicide because they were unable to pay their bills and put foot on the table. Children have lost their parents while our mayor is sitting in her palace playing with our lives like a pawn in a chessgame.
The Illinois Restaurant Association has criticized Lightfoot’s plan as too strict already. We ask the mayor and governor how many more people need to go homeless and lives be lost before they stop torturing us.
Back to Business: There have been people protesting yesterday in Springfield Illinois. Everyone is tired and thinks this #lockdown has gone too far and too long. It has already been five weeks since Pritzker’s order went into effect on March 21. In the meantime, there have been 30,357 cases of #Covid19 with 1,920 deaths. And while that is a lot it is much less compared to the seasonal influenza.
The vast majority of cases have been concentrated in the city of #chicago and Cook county prompting protesters calls to limit social distancing measures to that county only. A female protester even suggested building a wall “right there and to leave everyone inside”. She even went further to say that Illinois could “function without Cook County”.
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Omg so now the ruling classes have decided to extend the social ban until the end of April. What crazy times we have come to live in. Did you guys ever wonder how the divorce rate will go up now that people are forced to stay with each other locked up for weeks day in and day out. Yes that is right #escorts are crucial to your well being and mental health even more so in these stressful times. I understand that many of you are trying to save money and investing in Chicago escorts is the last thing that comes to your mind, but think about it: You spend lots of money in night clubs hopelessly wasting your time on unattractive women who think the world of themselves and will not go out with you at the end. So stop wasting your life on women who are not worth it. Our #polish escorts will go the extra mile for your satisfaction.
Also denying yourselves all pleasures in life especially now in these tough times will wreck havoc on your mental health and in the end you will spend a fortune on antidepressants and psychiatrists.
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You know I couldn’t help it but write this article today because I lost it. So while having coffee this morning and watching the morning show, a person called in asking the host if she “could open the windows” and let in fresh air. I mean are you serious?!?!? How stupid can you be. You know this outbreak would not be all so bad if it wasn’t for you people panicking and buying a year’s supplies of toilet paper. We already know the statistics and that the mortality rate for young and middle aged people is less than the seasonal flu around 1%!!! More people die from the flu and many other diseases every year. I cannot stop worrying about the grave economic catastrophe that will stem from this madness. Everything closed?!?! Are you kissing me. No one can afford to put the economy on ice for a few months this will bancrupt everyone. I understand advising senior citizens who are vulnerable to self isolate and to shop during special hours. And yes it is good that schools are closed because kids are asymptomatic and spread the virus far longer than anyone else. But help me god don’t shut down the entire economy. I think by the time this is over most people will wish that they would have died from the virus because they will be unemployed, broke and in foreclosure. Please don’t panic everyone. The show must go on. Oh and please wash your hands. How can anyone not wash his hands after going to the bathroom ewww. You should have been doing that long before the coronavirus.
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Yes the moment has come. We polish have been waiting for decades even generations to come to this beautiful and blessed country called America. And finally that joyful moment has come. Today #polish president Duda has announced that Poland will join the US visa waiver program on November 11th already. Thank you my president and thank you president Trump! You might ask why do I care. Well finally we are able to bring you the highest quality #models top caliber without any hassles. We expect a flood a college age #petite #skinny #polish #companions and escorts around 21 years of age into Chicago. So we call on all sugardaddies to prepare for the best time of your life.
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God help us. When did we forget how to write and speak in America? was it with the advent of smartphones or that zombie social media generation because I missed something here. I mean generations of people died in multiple wars to protect that sacred right which many countries do not have to this very day. All of the sudden everything is forgotten. I mean hipster zombies what does that all mean when you text “wya”, “wud” “wassap” or “hey baby”. It seems that you have not only forgotten how to articulate yourself but also how to address a lady properly. You are not talking to your buddy bro or whatever but a woman! And all that hipser “venmo” and “cash-app” thing? JESUS CHRIST. This is not going in the right directions. If this stupidity continues then our beloved country will be lost. Where are the real men??? Anyone left?
Well we all know that #laborday is the busiest travel season for all of America. oh wait or is it Thanksgiving day. Now I am confused and #blonde. Anyways we decided to stay in and enjoy the quiet side of the city without all the hassle. We went shopping to #woodfield mall in #schaumburg and then we went for that delicious japanese restaurant #benihana Do you guys know it? Omg you must go it is so good. Well next time skip the drive and come enjoy the #windycity with your #polish #companions